Change over third load of laundry into dryer.
Bring Zack upstairs to change his diaper (n.b. he was sleeping in bouncy seat but it was time to go out for a walk)
As soon as you get upstairs and immediately after changing your shirt, he pukes all over you and the carpet.
Clean up mess on floor and maybe mess on yourself. Lay down on changing table.
Change diaper. Care is taken as always to cover the fire hose to prevent spraying. He seems to have finished his pooping and peeing. Take out new outfit to put him in and place on side. Move for the new diaper and Zack projectile poops over the front of diaper being used as protective shield, all over changing table and new outfit that you just pulled out. (Again, laundry has already been done for the day).
While you are cleaning up this horrendous mess, he then pukes all over himself again. Since he is lying on his back, it also gets all over himself and changing table. (Did I mention I had also given him a bath a few hours earlier??)
After you think you have this all cleaned up, there is likely to be at least one more round of peeing/pooping/puking just to make sure you waste at least one more diaper and 4 more wipes and possibly another outfit.
Lesson learned: don't wake up Zack to go out for a walk.
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